Jet watched a National Geographic special about lions and their prey. Being the empathetic creature that he is, Jet was horrified at scenes of violence in nature.
Being the sadistic creature that I am, I could not resist mentioning the ingredients in the dog food he so readily wolfs down: baby bunnies.
Jet has since become an avowed vegetarian, never again to consume a cute baby animal for sustenance, lest he be exiled from his own domain forever.
One sec, I'm gonna go grab his suitcase for him.
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