Jet fresh from his lobotomy

I've tried everything with this dog, but nothing seemed to cure his piddling problem.

So the other day I decided to get Jet a lobotomy, and it's great! Now he just lays around all day drooling and twitching. No walking, no wooing, no problem! He sits completely still and lets me comb him, wash him, and tickle him for my own amusement.

My only regret is that I waited this long to lop off a lobe. I recommend lobotomies for all your troubles. There are coupons in this week's Penny Saver, to boot.

Jet is angry!

Jet is furious at me for neglecting his blog as of late. You wouldn't know it by looking at him, but he's become quite the prima donna.

I explained that I had a busy week, and wasted relatively little of my time for a change. I even volunteered. This pushed Jet over the edge, as I apparently had time to give away for free but none to promote his majesty.

We're on speaking terms once again, but conversations are brief and superficial. I expect we'll be the best of pals sooner or later, but it's best to leave him alone when he gets like this.