Wednesday, December 2, 2009

El Chupacabra after his nap

El Chupacabra must enter a restful state after a sanguine meal. However grumpy, he is somewhat docile and tolerates photography when he wakes.

However, since El Chupacabra started sucking veggies instead of goats, the time spent napping has gradually increased! It seems that he has less and less energy as time goes by. He insists that his vegetarianism is working out exactly as he wants it to.

Sometimes, people (and even Chupacabras) are so stubborn that they won't admit things aren't working out the way they predicted, even at their detriment.

I plead to all of you, learn by Jet's example! Be honest with yourselves, and when you've finally grown weak enough from eating grass that grows in the backyard, take a local farmer's goat under cover of darkness and drink its sweet oxygen-rich blood. You'll thank me when you do.

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