The Great White Ninja

After a movie marathon first beginning with Beverly Hills Ninja, and followed by American Ninja (please read the synopsis, it will make your life), Jet was naturally inspired to take to the shadows and try some ninjutsu on me.

Unfortunately, Jet didn't realize that being the "Great White Ninja" had its drawbacks, including the fact that he stuck out worse than he usually does.

He was surprisingly accurate throwing shuriken with his mouth, though. I have layers of bandages on my rear to prove it.

I'll have my revenge, ninja!