These startling photographs were taken earlier today. As you can plainly see,
El Chupacabra is on the loose. If you happen to see
El Chupacabra, don't panic! He likes to be scratched under his chin. It will pacify him instantly. But the second you stop, prepare to have your goat sucked, as
El Chupacabra shows no mercy.
Those are some scary fangs!
ReplyDeleteJet is beautiful!
ReplyDeleteGracias! (I passed your comment on to Jet, who responded with "of course I am." Typical.)
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