Everyone knows that if you want to keep El Chupacabra under control, you cover his feet with socks. This way he can't scratch you... or walk on a smooth surface. It's win-win!
The creature wasn't pleased, however. He couldn't quite figure out how to get the socks off, and he was only willing to invest a small amount of energy toward the endeavor in the first place.
As I've said before, Jet er... El Chupacabra is more of a lover than a fighter. Hmm, perhaps more of a nice pal than a lover. Hmm, maybe more like a decent dog than a nice pal. Perhaps more like an apathetic exister that needs to be fed daily than a decent dog. :)
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